on ur period like
"what state do you live in?"
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I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
I said Nympho instead of info to my mum and now she thinks I’m some kind of sex freak.
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.
Dolphin: Oh Em GeeeEeeeEeEE! 💁
everyone should look like this when they look themselves in the mirror
OMG SO CUTE